Baby Jesus in a manger, can I tell y’all how 3 days in and out of some horrible fevered and chilled vile illness was ridiculous and not a good use of my time?
I checked in with Brian twice to ensure that nobody thought I had been kidnapped, although that certainly doesn’t make a lot of difference, because we all know they would give me back. Outside of saying, I’m barely alive but alive, even the B Man didn’t hear from me, so you know I was totally down for the count.
So essentially, I’m a week behind in any and everything that is important in my life. If I take a minute to get back to you, I’m not being an egotistical bitch, I’m being a regular type of bitch, and I’m totally working on it.
Thank y’all for saying hey to B Man and carrying on as usual. Y’all know I aim to make this the same style forum as our home over on Quora, live and interactive with my idiocy, except now y’all can hear Brian telling me in real-time “that shit is not advisable, champ”, and, my favorite “I can feel a lawsuit”.
So, as I continue to try to exorcise whatever demon decided it could contend with me, y’all cut me a tiny bit of slack. I promise, I’m not ignoring you. Unless you’re just saying dumb shit, then yes, I’m totally ignoring you and I will continue to do so. That’s all for today, I’m taking another nap. Later, Bitchfaces.
Love, Ms. Macon
Glad you’re feeling a bit better, but you need rest.
Seriously, we need you at full-strength to wave your well-manicured hand at your loyal Bitchface subjects and shoot the well-manicured bird at the badly-behaved.
We got this, boss. Rest up.