Why, Oh, Why Must I Be A Magnet For The Crazies?
This is more than my regular lamenting, this is a genuine question, Bitches.
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You know, I couldn’t develop a healthy relationship if it were a photo and I was standing in a darkroom. It’s a flaw in my character, I think, and it’s disgusting.
So, guess who decided today was a great day to try to make me get in my stupid ass feelings? Well, that’s irrelevant, but know it was someone who could and fuck that. I out and out refuse.
What is the deal with these damned dudes, they don’t want to stay, but they don’t want to go? OK, fuckface, you’re blocking traffic, I need you to get out of the way of someone who may actually want to be a decent human being in my life.
I don’t need some part-time sorry ass excuse for a someone, I don’t need anyone, actually, but that’s beside the point I’m making today. Look, bruh, if you can’t quite figure out if you want to be in my life, then, by all means, I need you to hit the fucking bricks.
It’s a meat on the seat or feet on the street type of situation, dude. Believe me when I tell you that I’m not sitting around the house crying for any man, but certainly not some wishy-washy ass, can’t decide if he’s really into me type of dude.
For once, why can’t someone come along that is not a sociopath?
Just outside of the Fuckboy range would be a good place to start. I’m too old for these dumb ass games with these dumb ass dudes, and I can’t think of a singular reason I would ever want to revisit history, even recent history.
It’s history because the only place it could belong is in my past.
I’m going to have to change my name. It’s the only sensible solution at this point in my life.
I mean, everything else would be kind of drastic, so let’s just start with changing my entire identity and take it from there, ok?
I could offer my two cents, but I think for the moment, I'll just send you hugs...lots of hugs, sista. Although, rather than changing your entire identity, you could just move north...
They're drawn to u, but then realize they can't handle u. Their loss! U r the queen & they can't compete w that anyhow!😉