So, For Every Season...
I am not really sure what I'm doing, but I'm gonna do it with finesse.
So, y’all know that thing I do, I come here and tell you all the damned time of all the reasons these Bozos have never been good enough for me? Yeah, that thing.
We probably won’t be talking about that for a while. However, I don’t trust fate not to just yank shit from me, so I’m not discussing anything that would even give it a hint at this scenario. I will say that I told him, “you’re like talking to BMan, you’re actually not a fucking idiot”. I think he laughed because he really didn’t understand the trajectory of idiots in my life had been pointing steadily upward since 1999.
I’ve been doing a few things a little differently in my everyday life lately. I didn’t want to die an old cat lady, although it wouldn’t really bother me that much either. I think a certain part of me just wanted to be sure, without any doubt, that alone is where I need to commit myself. As it turns out, it may not be.
So, for those of you who think it might be funny to watch me try to stumble my awkward ass through a relationship, here’s some good news for you. This kid seems hellbent on doing exactly that, but from the expensive ass seats in the front row.
There’s the new gnus. The update that probably could have waited, but I can hear a different tone in myself now, so I’m sure you can too. I’m taking a step forward in my life because I think I may have been stalled out.
For those of you wondering, he’s smart, funny, looks like a Viking, and he thinks I’m the bees fucking knees. He’s my biggest fan. That’s not the kicker; he’s a dog dad, times two, and they’re spoiled rotten. Also, Puffin thinks he walks on water. Dogs know.
OK, enough about me, let’s discuss y’all. Who has something interesting for Ms. Macon to process today? Let’s please discuss someone else for a moment. I can feel the awkward heating up my cheeks.
I have thing for Vikings too, especially the kind who love animals. Braveheart, you.
I'm speechless. That is great and highly unexpected news.