OK, Enough Of This Dumb Shit...
Hand wringers, pick your corner. I've got some people to punch in the throat.
Would someone like to explain what in the actual fuck is happening right now? I don’t know who cleared these clearance Clampetts to think that they’re setting some sort of white trash example to their less than recycle worthy piece of shit comrades, but I can tell you now, I’m as Southern as they come, and I’m going to take a moment to remind some folk about what is and isn’t acceptable behavior.
Let’s talk about the time my cousin had a friend who was a misogynist and a disrespectful fuck. Not a problem, until he brought it to the house. My cousins always taught me to defend myself, to never take shit off of anyone, especially a wannabe tough guy. So, naturally, when he opened his mouth and “shut up, bitch” fell out of it, I shut up. I had to so I could put every bit of my 110 pounds into his jaw with my left. Nobody ever sees that left coming.
I dropped back because I was going to give him another left to match that first one, but it was too late. My cousins got him. Nobody talks to their female cousin in that way, regardless of the way you speak to or about other women on your own time.
What you think and say and do at your place, that isn’t my fucking concern. I don’t bother with y’all, y’all don’t bother with me. I won’t come over and stare through your little trashy ass broken mini blinds and judge what ignorant shit y’all do in your double wide. Don’t bring your dumb shit out of the door though. Don’t make your ignorance an issue in my life, because other people may let you walk through Target wearing a swastika on your face mask, but homeboy, I will punch you dead in your shit in the fucking area rug aisle, and your fat ass wife can get a piece of it, too.
This live and let dumb pieces of shit live attitude that we’ve developed is inexcusable. Much like my cousins taught that dude that what he told himself at home to get his rocks off wouldn’t fly with real women, I have no problem relaying that very same message to these puss bag oxygen wastes. Shit, I’ll do it on my own time for the free, and y’all know I don’t even get out of bed for the free.
I’m tired, people, I’m tired of this hand wringing, meek approaching, let shit sliding happening. I say if you bring the ignorance to the forefront, you had better fucking be ready to be met with ignorance. I carry some in my back pocket for shit just like this.
If we don’t speak up we are condoning it and I refuse to be part of the ignorance! I agree 💯! As always, written much more eloquently than I could ever muster. 😊
April, we must share the same genetic code. Although I wouldn't go to the area rug aisle, I would be in the aisle with the most glass jars. I used to be so tolerant and then life kicked my fanny all over the place. Now I send a donut back if it is out of round.