Do you know what this pandemic hasn’t slowed?
Fuckboy activity.
I didn’t suspect it would, but I can now confirm it hasn’t. Yesterday, I’m minding my own business, answering some work emails and apparently my online status lit up on the King Of The Fuckboys end of the line, because I got the standard “What’s up, Sexy?” Ugh.
Ignoring, and moving along. Then some other fuckboys further down on the list try to creep into one DM box or another. I started to wonder, why would I think this social isolation situation would slow their behavior in the first place.
Fuckboys don’t care about not spreading viruses. As a matter of fact, I’m almost certain they are the cause of antibiotic-resistant chlamydia. Fuckboys are the driving force behind the free clinic.
Once this coronavirus scenario is handled, I think we should have all of the leftover sanitizer donated to fuckboys, just to try to insert some sort of cleanliness into their otherwise filthy existences.
I can picture it now, Derek goes to check the mail, and there are 48 boxes of Purell stacked next to the mailbox. I would like to write the cards attached to the donations.
“Please, if you can’t refrain from being a fuckboy, at least keep something sanitary”
“Wash your hands, and we mean after you wash your junk in her sink”
Thanks for the laugh - I needed it 😂