Hello, Bitchface lovers, and those of you who can’t stand to hear my damned voice. I missed you bitches too.
Let’s talk about how sick I’ve been. At the number of bigots and absolute morons we’re surrounded by? Of course, however, also I have some mystery ailment where I’m 5 days deep into a fever, yet I’m not Covid positive. Honestly, I’m afraid to even know at this point in the year.
So I came here simply to say I haven’t run out of anything bitchy to say; to the contrary, I’ve been keeping a list. Checking that bitch twice. Count your blessings, bitches, I haven’t missed a single dumb ass thing. However, it’s been taking every ounce of energy just to sit fully erect (yes, I know) and that means I have to be careful who I offend first.
I’m deeply saddened by the fact that after all of the divisive, nasty, historically just fucked disgusting propaganda that’s been happening with the current administration, a whole shitload of anti-mask asshats decided to turn out in droves to try to reelect this fucking clown.
What in the actual fuck? I’m just stuck there. I don’t know if my strawberry smoothie with the extra energy shot can even power me through this full fledged level of idiocy.
Like, as a person, how can you justify that much hatred? How can you really and truly support who is at minimum, a serial cheater who slept with porn stars behind his pregnant wife’s back, and in reality, is a rapist and baby fondler?
How can you own that with a straight face? Please tell me, because I’m just at a major fucking loss. Talk to me, Bozo supporters. This is one area I simply can’t see anything that resembles American freedom, or what we stand for.
I don’t stand for rape. Baby diddling. Throwing toddler sized tantrums from the Oval Office. Say what you want about Obama, that man never embarrassed us. He was the picture of class. Y’all seriously feel this is the next best look for our country? Maaaaaan, c’mon man. I’ll buy you a better opinion than that.
Watching from Canada, I feel you. Embarrassing it is. Dangerous, too. Seems like there's violence waiting to happen.