Today, I'm Going By The Golden Rule
All you face chewing hussies, it's going to be a very rough day
You know, I often am faced with the Golden Rule dilemma. Should I treat people how I want to be treated, or should I treat these bitches the way they’ve been treating me?
It’s quite the conundrum.
For as often as I let little snide shit slide, there are times, much like today, that I just don’t feel like slide is the way to go. Like I am full-on fixing to brake check a bitch.
So, that being said, you bitches with the cutesy tehe’s like I don’t see you, Good Morning. Golden Rule application is gonna suck a bag of it for y’all.
You dudes with the snide on the slide, Good Morning, I hope you pulled your set from your wife’s handbag, because it’s y’all day today, also.
And all of the in-between, some days I totally am decent, and other days I really like to see how much of an argumentative know everything bitch I can get away with being… Good Morning. It’s going to be a long day for y’all.
I’ll see y’all bitches where you normally are. Waiting for me to look out and recognize your bitchy remark so I’ll nod my head in your direction. Surprise. It’s your lucky day.