Today, In "Someone Punch This Dude In The Mouth"...
I am literally wishing I could nominate myself for the job.
So, the “Proud Boys” went on the record today as being “specifically anti-Semitic”. I guess they are beginning to understand that their Great White Douche is no longer signing off on racists to engage in free for alls, so they’ve decided to get back to their original neo-nazi roots.
Firstly, whoever told these fuckfaces that Jewish folk are our enemy is a fucking moron. And these assholes are just as stupid for listening to that shit.
Way back in the 40’s, there was a war. Many of our grandads fought in it (not mine, he was in the Kentucky hills working on that black lung). However, we ousted the piece of shit who thought that you could wipe out an entire religion and face no repercussions. Our military, and our allies, crushed that prick.
We did so because, even though we weren’t there dying, we knew it was wrong. It was abhorrent. I for one am not Jewish, but some of my people are, and those ladies still use the one leg at a time method when putting on their panties, so clearly we’re not that different.
I know, I know, the whole Bouncing Baby Jesus thing. However, I met Jesus once, no joke, at a point when I really needed to, and never once was hate mentioned. As a matter of fact, Jesus did remind me to love those I could, and pray for those I couldn’t.
I sit here today, just absolutely floored that 80 years after we uncovered the horrors left behind by the nazi regime, there are still people so fucking soulless and stupid that they would emulate this type of hate. That they would proudly affiliate with dumb asses of this fucking level.
It makes me nauseated, honestly.
I’m going to say this…if you know me on a face to face level, take these words to heart…if you say anything racist, sexist, anti-Semitic, or anti-LGBTQ, you better double check it’s out of range for me to get these hands on you.
I heard Baby Jesus, and I did some praying, but it turns out I get more done when I use my hands another way.
You dicks get a grip. It’s 2020. Take your hate, and like your leader showed you to do, cram it right up your asses.