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It's Nearly Time To Promise Ourselves Shit We Don't Mean...

There's A Reason I Don't Write About Sex...

Guilty.

Incels In The News...

A Little Bit Of Pep In The Step...

This Is How Women Get Murdered...

If This Is How You Have To Behave To Have A Boyfriend...

I Really Like Santa A Little Gangster...

Back To The Lecture At Hand...

It's Now Up To 6 Men And 6 Women...

Oh, Pakistan...

So. Laborious.

I Know The Holidays Are Hard....

This Year, I'm Asking Santa For A Loyal Boyfriend....

I'm Going To Dispel A Myth...

It's Beginning To Look A Lot More Bitchface...

The Hiatus Is Over....

Orange is the New Bitchface, Vol. 1

I Know I Said I Wasn't Going To Cap Cupid...

It Isn't Catharsis...

Freeing Free Verse

Again.

In Today's Episode Of "Why In The Fuck Is This Dude Still Breathing?"

I'm Literally At A Crossroad...

Can I Present A Few Facts To You Today?

You Know What, Girl? It's Not Our Fault.

If Ever There Was A Death Penalty Case...

Funny, I Never Needed To Pepper Spray A Kid...

The Method Behind My Madness...

Meanwhile, Back In The Lab...

Thank You, Old White Men Of South Carolina...

What In The Fuck Is Wrong With Kellyanne Conway?

Finally, Speaking A Language They Understand...

So, We Can Cover Viagra...

"But, Nevermind Them, Cause Uh..."

If I See One More "Why Is He Still Paying For..." Question...

If This Is The Trend, Count Me Out...

Someone Please Explain To Me...

There Is Never A Shortage Of Weird...

We're Doing A Two-Fold In This Bitch...

Ladies, This Isn't The Time To Rest...

They're Home Growing Them Right Here To The House...

Today Feels Like I'm Over The Hump...

I'm Mary, Queen of Scots, No Wait, I'm Just A Crazy Bitch Saying I'm Mary, Queen of Scots...

Shit, I Had 6, 8 Dozen Eggs In This Bitch, BMan...

I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy

Today, I'm Glad Brian And I Have An Appointment...

Let's Wrap This Shitshow Right On Up...

The Eeyore Effect...

There Are So Many People I Want To Punch In The Face...

Muriel Bowser Has So Much Gangster Happening...

Is It Wrong To Feel "Meh..." About It?

All This Fucking Hype...

What The Fuck, Though?

Hey, Y'all Need To Grab Your Momma And Daddy...

I Just Want My Funny Back...

Well, It's Quiet Again...

Was It Just An Act Of Contrition?

Why I Need A Wingman...

Well, Look Here, It Seems Things Have Changed...

Freeing Free Verse

Baby Jesus In A Manger, We Made It...