There Are So Many People I Want To Punch In The Face...
I mean, I'm running out of room on this list.
You may find this surprising, but there was a time in my life that I identified as a Republican.
I’m sorry, give me a moment, I paused to gag.
Prior to the current administration coming into the White House and unpacking their garbage and Wal-Mart bags that were doubling as luggage, the GOP wasn’t known for Nazism, believe it or not. Now, it seems the two are holding hands and playing grab ass with one another.
Cori Bush, a Missouri Democratic representative, who also happens to be black, was booed as she denounced racism to the members of the House.
Booed. By a bunch of old, white, Republican men.
Let me fucking tell y’all, she’s better than me, because I would have been throwing hands with some goddamned geriatrics at that very moment.
What kind of disrespectful, “we don’t have consequences”, type of pieces of shit are really sitting in our nation’s capital?
What have we fucking allowed this shit to become?
Look, we need to immediately get some term limits in place that don’t allow these literal grandfathers to be grandfathered in. If you’re old enough to require yearly prostate exams, you don’t have a firm finger on the pulse of the American people. As a matter of fact, you don’t have a firm finger on anything, Henry, your hands are shaking so badly you’re spilling your coffee everywhere. And wipe your chin.
I know that we’re accustomed to just waving them by because they’re old, but look at what we’re allowing them to do. They don’t lose any of their hatred as they age; they get worse. Meaner. And they lose their inhibitions about sharing it. I know this, because I can remember my sisters grandaddy turning the channel every time a black person came on the screen. If he were still alive, he wouldn’t be any less of a racist.
We need representatives that represent who we are as a country. These old, white, rich men, they have no idea what the American public needs, because they’re not like the American public. They don’t know what it’s like to work two jobs, or decide between paying the light bill or buying groceries. They went to prep school. They were born into country club memberships.
They don’t represent me, because they don’t know shit about me.
To have this faction, this “we’re so fucking racist and you can’t do shit about it”, group of old, saggy dicks representing us…it’s not doing any of us any favors.
These dudes need to go. Now. We need an upcycle. Where are those bitches that do all that recycled pallet art? Can we cut those bitches loose in here for a few hours?
Anything is better than what we’re working with right now.