Ok, let’s do this.
First off, this was written by a 38 year old man about an 18 year old girl. I know I don’t need to explain why that’s fucked up. We’re all adults here, let’s be real about it. Nuh uh. Ok. Nuh the fuck uh.
Secondly, I don’t know how many times I need to break this shit down. Look, you sound like Eeyore, bro. Nobody likes me, nobody wants to talk to me, cry cry, whine whine.
You’re absolutely right, dude. Nobody does. And it’s because anytime anyone tries to talk to you, you do nothing but bitch and complain. It’s a real Debbie Downer of a time, dude, nobody has time to have their entire day fucked up because they tried to be nice and include you.
For you “nice guys” out there, this is the root of the problem, right here. It doesn’t matter how much you complimented her, what you took it upon yourself to buy her, or how much time you sit around with your dick in your hand obsessing about her, the fact remains that she doesn’t owe you shit. Nothing. Not a damned thing.
If you only speak to a woman or do things for a woman because you think that means she owes you something, you need to stop speaking to women and doing things for women. Look, I don’t care if you compliment me all fucking day long. Every day. 365, plus 48 days of the next year. Do you know what I owe you?
That’s right. Not a fucking thing.
If you are under the impression that I will owe you something because of it, bitch, keep your little punk ass compliment. You weren’t even the first of the day, homie, trust me, I have others. I will be okay.
I need all of you nice guys to pull your heads out of your asses and realize that if you think you’re earning anything by being “nice”, take that “nice” and shove it right up your collective asses.
This is the type of shit that needs to stop. And not to mention this sad ass sack of a dude is old enough to be her father, yet desperately chasing this little girl around.
Man, you’re fucking embarrassing yourself, and me for you. Stop this nonsense, man your ass up, and get your shit together.
In my book, he's not "nice" - he's needy and more than a bit pervy. Other than that very minor observation, you've nailed it, as usual. But you know...he still won't understand.