This Is How Women Get Murdered...
I don't know how many times I need to break this shit down, ladies.
Those of you who have been with me for a while, you’ve heard me talk of how women fuck around and get themselves murdered. Now, this is by no means an excuse, but an explanation.
Number one on the list of how women get murdered? Fucking around with his money.
Fucking around with his money will get you put in a shallow grave, run through a wood chipper, or thrown into a 55 gallon drum somewhere. None of these sound appealing to me, so I actively choose not to fuck around with any dudes money.
Who isn’t heeding this advice? I’m fixing to tell you, stop interrupting me.
Princess Haya bint al-Hussein, the third wife of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid-al Maktoum, was awarded a judgment by the UK courts last week. Hold onto your bra straps, people, this shit is mind-blowing.
Over 728 million, with 333 million due as an upfront payment in the next 90 days.
Jesus Christ. This bitch is walking around with a full body target painted on her.
The largest ever settlement awarded by UK courts in this type of proceeding, Justice Moor declared the settlement to be used to cover security costs for the remainder of al-Hussein’s life, and to care for their two children. However, what makes that nearly laughable is that the Justice also stated the biggest threat to her life is the Sheikh, himself.
Apparently, the Sheikh used Pegasus software to stalk his wife. Mind you, Pegasus is only available to governments. It is used to do things like record your phone calls, copy your messages, and secretly film you. It has been used on members of the State Department, and pesky activists and journalists here on the US side of things.
He also organized the abduction of two of his daughters in the UK, then had them returned to Dubai and held against their will.
This fucking guy. Shit.
The Princess allegedly had an affair with a member of her security team, and has been threatened, harassed, and stalked since leaving Dubai for the UK. The settlement is meant to allow her to continue her 24-7 security detail.
So, hold on. She slept with a bodyguard, and now she’s just been awarded 728 million to pay for bodyguards? Oh, this fucking dude is gonna be pissed.
With 728 million, he could have her murdered 728 times by an excellent hit man. Hell, he could go down to Fletcher and 15th and get exponentially more hits for that kind of money.
There’s no way she cannot know this. There’s also no way the court doesn’t know this. Where in the world could this woman actually be safe? She could be rehomed to Ft. Knox tomorrow, and he could still get hands on her.
So, as much as I admire the courage of this Princess, I don’t think that she’s really thought this through. He wanted to kill her just for leaving. Then he tried to terrify her into coming back. What is this asshole going to do when he has to write this check?
Princess Haya bint al-Hussein, you need to run. Run as far and as fast as you can. I’ve known some broads who were nearly killed for $728. For 728 million? Psssssssh.
Go see a Brazilian surgeon and get yourself a new face today, then leave for Siberia tomorrow. That’s the best advice I can give you.
Oh god, it’s a thing. And even we don’t share socioeconomic class, we feel for her. No less than we felt for Princess Di. Money is not the reason, April. It’s misogyny.