Muriel Bowser Has So Much Gangster Happening...
And it absolutely tickles me to watch her speak with the press.
I love DC Mayor, Muriel Bowser. Every time she speaks with the press, you can just hear the “I wish a bitch would ask me something fucking stupid in this press conference today” in her voice.
I think she might be harder than me. Sensible fucking Hush Puppies and all.
But, this morning, she really had me cracking up. The press asked her if she was afraid, because of the FBI alerts about violence coming to DC during the inauguration of Biden/Harris.
She straight up said, “what I am afraid for is the state of our Democracy”.
That’s Bowser for, “I wish these ignorant ass Cletus’ would run up on me in DC”.
I think she would cut a bitch or two, and that’s not a joke. She has that look about her, like she’ll steal your ass and punch you right in the side of the forehead before you can get a lick in.
She warned DC residents to avoid “those who come to our city looking for a violent confrontation”, but I think she really doesn’t need the damned backup. She handles shit, without any doubt. She has National Guard lined up, the dining ban in full effect, and she’s not tolerating any bullshit.
She runs shit exactly as I would; unapologetically, and with the fear of God instilled in those who might want to fuck around and pop off.
Bowser has a brass set, that’s for sure, from declaring DC a sanctuary city following that morons proposed walling off of our country, to Black Lives Matter Plaza. She doesn’t stutter in her step, and I don’t think she ever will.
I hate to be the one to tell someone to watch the checks that their mouth writes, lest they not have the ass to cash them, but in the case of fucking around in Bowsers town…
Y’all might wanna be sure that your mouths don’t write some checks that your ass can’t cash in DC. I wouldn’t wanna fuck around and come up short in that broads city.
Well she's amping up security for next week's inauguration and it looks like she means it. Respect. Congratulations to my southern neighbours today for the response to the bigliest loser's pathetic "insurrection." Stomp on those buggers.