I don’t know what in the fuck has happened to my vibe this week, but every time I have set foot outside of my home, some lame ass dude is trying to cause me some sort of grief.
No, dick, I don’t want to talk to you. I don’t want you calling me Ms. Pretty, I don’t need you to let me cut in line, I don’t want to give you my phone number, and I don’t need you to pay me a compliment.
What about the look on my face doesn’t explain all of that? I’m not smiling, I’m not making friendly conversation, I’m barely even glancing in the direction of these Bozos. It’s like I have a stamp on my forehead that reads “single and still heartbroken”, so these lame ass morons are just trying to get all in my mix.
No.
Absolutely not happening.
I seem to have the look about me, the one that makes dudes think it’s safe to approach me. Let’s be clear. It isn’t.
Look, I’m barely treading water at this point, and I have zero problem punching someone in the throat. That’s not a joke, that’s me being dead ass serious. I can’t walk a dog. I can’t get a grocery. I can’t check the mail.
This is fucking disgusting.
I have random inbox droppers, it’s like these morons are going to be parachuting through the damned sky next. Just leave me the fuck alone.
I just want to stay in my lane, I just want to be left alone.
No, I don’t need a friend, a shoulder, a date, a second glance in my direction. Just leave me alone. Damn.
Let a Bitchface get herself put together. I can’t even properly insult people right now. But God knows, when I’m full fledged acidic again, I’m going back to everyone on this list and telling them exactly what a skeezy piece of shit they are.
tell em for me too! sleezy pieces of shit everywhere, fuck. Take the time you need to repair and recover; we live to fight another day.
But, but, but, you're cute!! Therefore you must NEED a man (even/especially if that the worst thing possible right now).
It's kinda like being an atheist in the Hills of Tennessee.. You NEED a gawd (especially if you empirically don't need any such thing).. or perhaps it's "We NEED you to have a gawd.."
*sigh*
Just keep pointing and laughing dear. It's all we can do. This too shall pass (eventually).