It's Nearly Time To Promise Ourselves Shit We Don't Mean...
I, for one, am going to be friendly to strangers. Starting next year. No, the next one.
I'm listening to "Vortex" by REZZ & PEEKABOO on Pandora.
If we’re going to act brand new, here’s a little something to help you do 20 jumping jacks. Then you can call it the start of your daily workout, and we can move right along.
I am currently using it as motivation to steam mop. Not like I really need motivation for that, because I’m boring, and I love my steam mop. It sends me into cleanliness giggles.
I’m making no promises. If I better myself, cool. I’ll do that on my own schedule. But if I try to commit to an arbitrary schedule just to say I’m doing it.
Pssssh. I’m not even making it out the gate with that nonsense.
So, be accepting of yourselves. I think you’re excellent humans, and I really dislike humans, so…
Y’all ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Happy 2022, y’all. Let’s grab this one by the balls early.