They're Home Growing Them Right Here To The House...
This is much too close to allow for comfort.
This evening, the sheriff of my county, Grady Judd, busted all up into the regularly scheduled programming to announce that one of his deputy sheriffs had been arrested for threatening violence against those politicians present during the attacks on the Capitol. Apparently, this fucking dummy texted his coworker the threats, because he is not bright at all. In any way, shape, or fucking form.
Among the ignorant shit they were texting, “shoot the feds” and “make the streets of D.C. run red with blood of the tyrants,” we were told in a press conference Grady gave.
As y’all are aware, I’m no stranger to some of the views that are still alive and well here in the South. I am a voice of reason that these fucking Cletus wannabes hate to see coming, because I used to swim with gators too, I’ll whip somebody’s ass for bringing that shit around me.
I have removed most of that element from my life and social media feeds by this point though, as I slowly whittled it down over the events of the past year. I don’t have my finger to the Deliverence community pulse down here in Central Florida, but I am in no way surprised. We have very clear division, still, today between who lives where and don’t get caught on the wrong side of town.
Here where I live, the quickest way to have an interaction with law enforcement is to drive about 8 streets away from my house, where the neighborhood goes from blended to mostly black folk live there. I got $50 on it you can’t get off of 30th Court without the Polk County Sheriff blue lighting your ass.
They say it isn’t profiling. It is the very fucking definition of profiling.
So, I didn’t have my shocked Pikachu face after the press conference. I know what type of folk reside here and work for Grady. I know the mentality that lingers here. I’m actually surprised Grady forged an example of someone.
Grady Judd is nationally known for the events about 15 years ago, when a deputy and K9 were killed, and Grady and his boys put 130 rounds in the dude that killed them. When he was asked why the suspect was full of 130 rounds of lead, Grady said, “we ran out of ammo”.
He certainly does love his soundbites.
However, he hasn’t been known for cracking the “forward thinking” whip on his deputies. This might be a step in that direction.
More likely, someone else caught wind of this and he had to make a production of it. Either way, we’ll take it. It’s one less Nazi wandering around with a badge on his fucking chest.
*cue Gomer Pile* Whall, color me unstunned! A bubba done bragged in public to his buddies whilst in the comission of a crime.
*Dissolves into helpless laughter*
Folks, there ought to be a law..
oh wait!
There IS a law!!
*chortle*
*guffaw!!*