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When We Discovered I Had Anger Management Problems...

A new podcast is coming next week, but you can re-laugh your ass off at this one in the meantime.

Jan 30, 2022 •

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Get The Fuck Off My Lawn

The pitfalls of writing like I speak.

Oct 3, 2020 •

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Cue The Sound Of The Trumpets...

The Queen Of The Fuckboys Has Returned.

Oct 15, 2020 •

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Let's Visit The Keys, It's Ni-

Never fucking mind.

May 7 •

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If You're Pregnant, Consider This...

Because you are no longer in charge of you.

May 4 •

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Maybe your ass should try to be more like Brian...

Jan 27, 2020 • Ask A Bitchface

Why Is Happily Single So Difficult To Understand?

Feb 14, 2020 • Ask A Bitchface

I Have Come Here To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass

Feb 16, 2020

Here's A Little Photo Update...

Jun 14, 2023 • Ask A Bitchface

I'm Not Here To Do Any Bitching...

So, don't do or say anything stupid.

Apr 30 •

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Attention, Dysfunctional Bitchfaces...

And I mean that in the most endearing of fashions.

Apr 27 •

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If You're Going To Bust A Hustle...

You keep the shit to yourself.

Apr 24 •

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Surely PA Isn't With The Fuckery...

Oh, but alas, my friends. It really is.

Apr 21 •

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Rhonda's Reading Rainbow...

Who am I kidding? These bitches can't read.

Apr 17 •

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Someone left the stirrups in prone position...

Apr 13 •

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I Really Hope Our New Overlord Is Funny...

Toiling under a dry ass robot is gonna blow.

Apr 9 •

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Real life advice, mostly hilarious commentary. Tangents, arguments, and ridiculousness prone to happen.

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