Tonight, I got a message from a reader in Oklahoma, as she knows I try to pretend like the Dust Bowl and their fucking shenanigans aren’t on my radar. I nearly choked on my coffee when I had a look at the straight fuckery they brought to the table today.
Without further ado, please feel free to choke on your medium roast also.
House bill 3098, the Amateur Gynecology bill, passed 78-14, and would “add chlamydia, genital herpes, hepatitis B, HPV and trichomoniasis to an existing list of STIs that are already criminalized by Oklahoma law. More specifically, it also targets folks who may be infected with these STIs, and they end up spreading them "with intent" or "recklessly."
Those who are found guilty could face a jail sentence between two to five years.”
Just to be clear, that says HPV, which I’m pretty sure damned near everyone millennial and younger has- hol’ up. Here’s the fucking numbers, and they’re talking about making this a felony.
This is the stupidest shit I’ve heard all year, and it’s been a fucking record dumb ass type of year.
What in the fu-
If it passes the Senate vote, it will go into effect on November 1st.
And what is the lesson that we’ve learned here, people? That’s right, Oklahoma is a fucking shithole with literally not a single redeeming quality, but other than that, what have we learned?
You are correct, we do leave the state for our healthcare, and that’s if we can’t permanently get ourselves away from people this goddam stupid for good. I mean, what a fucking great way to get people infected with STI’s to be too scared to seek treatment, further spreading this fucking funk and generally causing a complete fucking epidemic.
I swear on all that I love, I have never heard of anything dumber in my 44 fucking years on this rock. Ever. Fuck, there isn’t even a close second or third runner up. This shit gets the gold, silver, and fucking bronze.
People, please, for the love of God, do not vote Republican. Seriously, now they’re giving you penile swabs, and is that really what you want? Fuck no, you don’t. It’s gonna fucking hurt.
Christ.
-Q
I hope you inhaled something or chewed on a fucking edible after writing that. Good grief!!! What a lame ass country we live in lately.