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May 7Liked by Ask A Bitchface, Brian G

Did she say “…Metamucil guzzling…”?!

Fuck him. (Metaphorically)

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Yessir, I also said someone better come get their papaw. What is with these gross ass dudes? The level of ew is extraneous.

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The church attracts an interesting crew.

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Interesting you should say interesting, B Man. By interesting, do you mean fucking nasty? Because this dude is fucking nasty.

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I say “interesting” very loosely. Every church I went to growing up had some kind of scandal. Money and sex were the two consistent factors.

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Without that, you'd only have Jesus, and clearly he's just not as entertaining as the pilfering and affairs.

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May 7Liked by Ask A Bitchface

Sadly, this isn't new nor news. These sobs have been using God to rape little girls (and boys) for, well, forever. We just hear about more these days. I don't believe in heaven or hell, but if there is a hell, I KNOW all these assholes will be in one room.

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If I don't happen to get in the gates, I have a supervisory position downstairs, and I'll have them packed like clowns in a fucking Le Mans before I get through with them. 🤡

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May 8Liked by Ask A Bitchface

That actually made me chortle out loud!

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🤡😁👀🤡

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May 7Liked by Ask A Bitchface

If I had teenage daughters, I'd sure as hell keep them away from church, unless I was there to keep an eye on things. Lotta crazy sh*t going on.

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Girl, I would send my daughter to a frat house before a damned church. That's not even facetious rhetoric from me, I sincerely believe only wolves are in the churches now. All the sheep they can consume is just too tempting an offer.

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May 8Liked by Ask A Bitchface

Ewwwwwwwwww

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Ewinfuckingdeed.

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