If you were thinking of heading down to Marathon, here’s a good fucking reason not to, especially if you have teenage daughters.
The sack of shit above is Pastor Monte Chitty, 62, and that’s his bitch ass being brought back from Texas. Now why would anyone leave The Keys for Texas, I’m sure you’re asking, because anyone with good sense would.
Wellllp, turns out this 62-year-old embarrassment to the cloth decided to get a 15-year-old girl hammered, in the fucking church no less, and then attempt to have some sort of biblical relations with her. And we ain’t talking anything regarded in the sanctity of anything else.
His family has now spoken under the condition of anonymity, and what is being said is of no surprise. Chitty was a cop in Alaska, and a minister, and was allegedly sexually assaulting more than one family member while hosting their stays.
That’s fucking nasty. This dude is just plain fucking nasty
Old gross ass Metamucil guzzling ass crawling all over teenage girls. Someone better come over here and get your fucking Papaw. I’ve had enough.
Now, I’ll tell you this. It may seem as though it’s a prerequisite for ministers to be child rapists, but, being an ordained minister myself, I can tell you that it actually isn’t. I’ve raped no children, and I can still marry you and your person, complete with the “sickness and health”, all of that.
Anyway, this nasty ass excuse for a human is being held without bond in Monroe County. He’s charged with sexual assault, contributing to the delinquency, etc. etc. First Baptist Marathon has not at this time retained an attorney for this piece of shit, but you can bet your ass that if they do, I’m making a big fucking deal out of it.
Did she say “…Metamucil guzzling…”?!
Fuck him. (Metaphorically)
Sadly, this isn't new nor news. These sobs have been using God to rape little girls (and boys) for, well, forever. We just hear about more these days. I don't believe in heaven or hell, but if there is a hell, I KNOW all these assholes will be in one room.