Also, everyone knows Rhonda doesn’t allow rainbows in Florida. Just ask Disney.
It’s been a while since we’ve talked of my least favorite high-heeled boot wearing, tried to make mowing down rioters with your vehicle legal, let everyone open fucking carry everywhere Governer turned wanna-be presidential candidate turned embarrassed Governer again Ron DeSantis, and that’s because he has kept his sanctimonious ass out of my sight for a brief reprieve.
Wellllllp. That’s fucking over. And here’s why:
It seems some people have gotten the idea that the Bible, yep, ol’ King James rewritten and approved, contains lots of shit inappropriate for children. Now, I’m no scholar of the Bi-
Wait, actually, I sort of am. I own around 40 of them, have read it back to front probably 50 times. along with just about every other religious text on the planet, because at one time in my life, I looked there for answers I couldn’t find elsewhere.
However, I digress. Back to the lecture at hand.
So, Rhonda has decided that a bunch of us liberal pantywaists have gotten together and pushed for the Bible to be pulled from school libraries, simply to be hateful bitches about book bans. Well, yes. That’s true. However, if we’re being honest, everything from Deuteronomy to the II Corinthians is full of more drama, incest, and violence than the Jerry Springer show. Minus the midgets and strippers.
Now, I’m not one to say ‘I told you so’- wait, that’s an absolute fucking lie. I will say it so fast, and especially in matters concerning DeSantis, because I literally sit around, frothing at the expensive, newly aligned mouth, waiting for some shit to bite him in his ample ass.
Today was a gift from Sweet Baby Jesus.
In Clay County, which is North Florida’s answer to Alabama, 40 books were requested banned by one individual in one day last week. None of those 40 were the Bible, and that individual doesn’t have any school aged children. I think you see where I’m heading with this.
It’s so fucking funny, these yokels yelling about freedom and ‘merica, all that buzz word bullshit, but in a truly free nation, censorship isn’t up for debate. Yet, here they come, all ‘gays make kids uncomfortable’ and trying to take away the right to fucking read a book.
Man. C’mon man. Pull your collective conservative heads out of your asses. You look fucking ridiculous. Get a clue. Some self-awareness. A fucking library card. Something.
Fuck. Illiterate assholes on a committee. This is how this shit happens.
-Q
As a fellow Floridian that abhors all things DeSatan, you know you are preaching to the choir (I couldn't resist the religious pun...sorry) . These fake ass Christians that practice the very things Christ is against, get me ready to do some crazy shit! I have a grand neice that was born a male. She's 14, so her mom says no puberty blockers, and absolutely no surgery before 18. Beyond that, we support her with every fiber of our being. She started high school this year down here in Highlands (tRUMP loving assholes) County. It's been one fight after another for her and her mom. These zealots...MF AHoles every single one of them.