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When We Discovered I Had Anger Management Problems...
A new podcast is coming next week, but you can re-laugh your ass off at this one in the meantime.
Jan 30, 2022 • 
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15:33
Get The Fuck Off My Lawn
The pitfalls of writing like I speak.
Oct 3, 2020 • 
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Cue The Sound Of The Trumpets...
The Queen Of The Fuckboys Has Returned.
Oct 15, 2020 • 
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Dad Bods, Beware...
America is talking to you, Fatty McGee.
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Do I Look Like Pete Or Repeat?
Sir, once was more than enough.
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Maybe your ass should try to be more like Brian...
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Why Is Happily Single So Difficult To Understand?
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I Have Come Here To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass
Feb 16, 2020
Six Years, I Believe...
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Please, Keep Making It Easy...
I love removing the static.
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This Is A Fucking PSA...
From The Queen, because I do that type of shit.
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I Think I've Replaced Stitches...
You'd think I would outgrow these damned rappers. M nm. Probably not.
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Entertaining Myself Lately...
In the drought, you have to live frugally.
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It's Coming To Fruition...
Should have cut it out at the roots.
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Boy, Looka Here...
This shit is bananas. B A N A N A S.
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Pete Kegstand Hates Fat Chicks...
And other stupid shit from their "meeting".
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Real life advice, mostly hilarious commentary. Tangents, arguments, and ridiculousness prone to happen. Author of 1-800-Fuckboy, available @https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/1-800-fuckboy-april-hawkins/1146485686.
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