Lol, that's always my goal. If I can't make someone spit their coffee out, I'm seriously not on point and someone should throw something at the glass. Get my attention. Have me pull my head out of my ass. *double entendre, duh anal* See. This shit is contagious.
Girl, me either. However, even if I were, I have hang ups. Ok, we're not talking anything yucky or left of center here. Why? Because if we start talking anal here, we'll literally never fucking stop. You think I want to spend the remainder of my career talking DP? The fuck I look like? Everyone knows, you can try to slide it by me, but I'm gonna get weirded the fuck out. Mm umm. Nah, Ion think we need to talk lube at 7am. I just can't get with it.
I'm telling y'all, I want to find it as funny as I should, but I'm too busy over here squirming in my seat and feeling uncomfortable knowing all these bitches sexual business :)
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Lol, Ms. Mary, don't get me started on these fucking emojis :)
Ded 🤣💀🤣
Lmao, it's too early for your shit, woman :)
Old school, then? XD
Woman, on God, lmao. I already had to write anal in a column like 10 times. Don't do this shit to me :)
Haven't heard of somebody being anal? 🤣🤣🤣
Have some coffee with French Vanilla Skinny Girl and coffeemate. It’s all good. Fwiw, when I read your post, I had coffee coming out of my nose!
Lol, that's always my goal. If I can't make someone spit their coffee out, I'm seriously not on point and someone should throw something at the glass. Get my attention. Have me pull my head out of my ass. *double entendre, duh anal* See. This shit is contagious.
Hahahaha! I ain't getting any so I don't want to hear anything about sex!
Girl, me either. However, even if I were, I have hang ups. Ok, we're not talking anything yucky or left of center here. Why? Because if we start talking anal here, we'll literally never fucking stop. You think I want to spend the remainder of my career talking DP? The fuck I look like? Everyone knows, you can try to slide it by me, but I'm gonna get weirded the fuck out. Mm umm. Nah, Ion think we need to talk lube at 7am. I just can't get with it.
DP! 🤣🤣🤣
Lol, I know. I learn all sort of shit from the sex writers. They're quite knowledgable actually.
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Girl, how about I linked her the column. Let me get the response:
LMAO
I just chose the "T" option and you can blame the rest on Medium.
If the title gets people attention and gets more people reading $, great. This bitch has bills to pay :)
In response to my comment about the font being so big about the anal. She's got a sense of humor y'all. Keep on getting it, sex writing Sis.
Oh lord😂🤣
Literally wiped tears from my eyes😂😂😭😭
I'm telling y'all, I want to find it as funny as I should, but I'm too busy over here squirming in my seat and feeling uncomfortable knowing all these bitches sexual business :)
Tik Tok is full of NSFW videos🤭🤭🤭🤭