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Mary's avatar

I’m not gonna give you platitudes. Yes, it sucks big time. But my mom lived for decades with chf. Just be careful not to get too far from a bathroom. The medicine makes you pee like an undiagnosed diabetic. Love you.

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Ask A Bitchface's avatar

So I've heard. I already have a bladder like a walnut, so. This is probably not ideal. Love you also.

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Elsie Gilmore's avatar

Girl, it's still their fault cuz they made you angry. I literally have been so mad at capitalism lately that I have joked multiple times that I'm probably going to have a coronary. So... I hope that doesn't come true. I'm sorry you're dealing with that and hope the prognosis is good.

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THE QUEEN's avatar

You're right. It's definitely them. Fuckers.

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Brandi's avatar

Leave it to you to still deliver amusement with the undesirable news. 🖤 I hear assholes live forever, but who the hell wants to do that. Thank your sister for us; I sure wish I had one.

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Ask A Bitchface's avatar

Well, you've got me, so that's better. Trust me, you didn't want to be dressed alike and dragging your kid sister to anything so you would be allowed to go. Or maybe you do, whatever, we can try it and see.

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Danielle's avatar

Well, fuck.

With proper management, many individuals can live longer, more active lives....or so Google tells me. I think your refusal to be defeated will keep you around and kicking ass long after the rest of us have expired. Love you, Queen 🖤🖤🖤

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Ask A Bitchface's avatar

Love you, D. I'm sure I'll find a balance. If I don't, Puffin knows how to call the EMT's. :)

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