Who In The Fuck Has More Money Than Sense?..

Whoever is buying this fucking trash.

Legit $19 on Amazon

Y’all, I told y’all I hated Bezos after the Covid- Mr. Clean tripled in price incident some years back, but this is really a new low for that piece of shit.

First and foremost, DeSantis does not rock. At all. Not even a little. As a matter of fact, I’m quite certain he’s like Dexter and he listens to classical as he sharpens his skinning knives. However, don’t allow me to stray from the topic at hand.

This is the most senseless waste of money I’ve seen since men’s skinny jeans. This is over the top wasteful, and I’m half tempted to snatch someone up by their low class outfitted ass about this shit.

Quite literally anything would be a better use of $19.00. I would even encourage you to buy $19.00 worth of fucking Tesla before I would ever cheer on the purchase of some garbage ass threads like this.

I hope the poor children in the Philippines aren’t being forced to produce this shit. They already have it bad enough with the fucking MAGA trash they have to quota for.

Fuck. I’m so nauseated. What type of person would actually bring this rubbish into their home? You know you need to sage and toss holy water around afterward, right? Because you do. You’re straight up invoking some evil. I don’t even subscribe to that shit, and I know this is the invocation of Lucifer.

Also, fucking gross.

The fuck out of here with this bullshit. I swear on Christ, let me run across some pencil dick fool sporting this sweatshop special. I swear on all that I love, I’m making someone cry.

That’s it. I’m done for today. We’re gonna let old school techno take us to the house so we can begin the healing process. Bring all the sage you have. I’ll start blessing some water.