8 Comments

Ugh. I wish I could quit Publix. I've tried before. It's just so convenient to shop there. (Despite how fucking expensive it is!) 😭😭😭

Expand full comment
author

Girl, my thing is the lack of terrible children and hilljacks ramming carts into shit and screeching. It is literally why I pay more. I haven't quit them, I've slowed it down to a drip though. Because Instacart says I can say fuck you to anyone now because I never have to see screeching hilljacks again.

Expand full comment
Jun 25, 2023Liked by Ask A Bitchface

And now I'm picturing you walking away from the scene to Pyromania 🤘🏻 🔥😂 in slow motion, of course.

Expand full comment
author

I mean, what do you think I have all this theme music for? Main character syndrome makes me do main character shit :) :)

Expand full comment
Jun 25, 2023Liked by Ask A Bitchface

We had similar parents. Luckily, I have the ability to think for myself as a grown ass adult. But I am "part of what's so wrong with this country". Thanks Mom!

Expand full comment
author

Lmao B believe it or not my momma swings to the right now. You know I've been the blackest thing baaing around this motherfucker for some years, but I go all the way to the house with this shit now because you don't raise me in a house full of dope smoke and Def Leppard and then put on a fucking beige pantsuit and vote Republican. I'll show up to the junior league and light some shit up. Now where did I put those Molatovs?

Expand full comment
Jun 24, 2023Liked by Ask A Bitchface

I knew Publix owners were conservative. I had no idea they were racist, bigots. Damn. I prefer Publix subs over any real sub shop. Won't eat at a Subway, due to how they pre-slice meat for days ahead. One lazy person, it doesn't get rotated, and you get sick. Vegas Subway got me twice, before I learned this little tidbit. Damn. Firehouse Subs, or Jersey Mikes it will be. FUCK Nazis!

Expand full comment
author

Yea this took it too far. I had backed off of them a lot because of the med marijuana/veiled threats about union voting situations, because they sure don't give a fuck about religion anymore over those Sunday profits, but it seems they're getting those licks in another way. I worked down the hall from her ass at old corporate. Again, I'm not impressed.

Expand full comment