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Assholes can’t hide their assholery for too long.

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No, it's constantly just bubbling to the surface.

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As an environmentalist, the only thing he's done useful for the environment is just made it illegal to release balloons, but that's extremely difficult to prosecute unless the balloons have your name on them. And I doubt the cops will be staking out Grandpa's funeral.

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Correct. I saw the "no gas lighter than air" bill. Bear in mind that he also revamped the carbon emissions allowances, so we may need to suck that helium in order to breathe soon. Because why protect our air at the expense of his fat, dowdy pockets?

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Yeah, there always seems to be a catch

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