Hello, Bitchfaces. What a lovely evening to be telling y’all my fucking business. I’m punch pleased to tell y’all that I’m back in The Bay, and look at what I had waiting for me when I got in.
There is nothing like being known for throwing fuck around like confetti. This has Brandi written all over it, so thank you, B. It’s the best fucking gift in the history of giving gifts.
So, as I was preparing to leave North Florida, the news reported on a kid a mile or so from my place up there who, at 14, beat and sexually assaulted a 90-year-old woman.
See, this is why I don’t like y’all fucking kids. Say what you want, but I know factually that if a 14-year-old did this shit back when I was coming up, he would have been eating through a fucking straw for the remainder of his days. Gentle parenting is not producing great results.
It’s fucking gross.
If your kid is pawing all over someone’s fucking Mamaw, you beat the fucking brakes off of that kid. That is fucking disgusting.
I don’t want to hear autism this and fucking using our words that. The time for that has long since passed, and now you’re raising a fucking sexual predator. And that’s unacceptable, full stop, don’t give me the abused theory, or one of the standard excuses.
There isn’t anything in this world that is going to make groping Mamaw okay. Nothing. No ADHD is a reason, don’t even start with the neurodivergent talk. Enough is enough.
You raise a little monster, you need to understand that someone is going to pick up where you dropped the ball, and they’re not going to consider taking electronics for 24 hours adequate punishment. Someone is going to break your kid something off, and it’s going to be a real adjustment period in the prison infirmary.
Trust me, nobody cares about your kid being gluten sensitive there. You had the opportunity to not raise a sexual deviant, but you did a terrible fucking job. So here you go, then.
The Sheriff in Marion County called it “sad”, but there isn’t anything sad about it. It’s vulgar, it’s offensive, and it’s inexcusable. If this is what you’re doing at 14, you need to be committed to an adult facility for the remainder of your days. You can’t fix sexual sadists, and that’s exactly what this punk ass kid is.
Toss him. Ain’t no chance this doesn’t go all the way sideways should he be among the public again.
There isn’t a reason good enough to let yet another sexual sadist loose in the name of “rehabilitation”. Mamaw ain’t got but one more hip to lose. Cut her some fucking slack.
Jesus… the hell is wrong with these kids…
Holy shitake
And welcome home 🙂