Hello, Bitchfaces. Y’all. Trash ass hos in the back row, y’all too because I’m probably talking about your kinfolk.
Let’s start with the Florida Man. Typically we can count on Florida Man for a laugh, but not tonight. Brian Mcgann, Jr., described as a “delusional conspiracy theorist” by the family friend who dialed 911 during the attack, was all good and coked up on Sunday and beat his father to death. Why is this?
His father got a vaccine, but the Palm Beach County Sheriff will not confirm which vaccine. I got a big face hundo on it not being the flu shot, y’all. Nothing screams paranoid and conspiracy like thinking a COVID vaccine inserts 5G gigarays into your sinus cavity, or whatever in the fuck these weirdos sit around stroking their MAGA coated muffs to.
Unfuckingbelievable. I just can’t.
Wellllp, pack a lunch because we’re headed to Texas. Listen to this shit.
An attorney who drugged his pregnant wife with abortion pills because her pregnancy would “ruin his plans”, has been sentenced to a staggering six months in jail. Nearly as much as a joint would land you, perhaps slightly less time.
The devil is in the details though, and this dude is a world class fucking asshole. Mason Herring, of Houston, was caught drugging his wife because he took the trash out to get rid of the medical evidence, and it immediately raised suspicion because it was “out of character as he doesn’t help out around the house”.
Herring wanted to abort his wife’s pregnancy because he was banging his subordinate, and a pregnant wife would make “him look like a jerk”. His attempts failed, although it did lead to his daughter being born ten weeks early and needing breathing assistance.
Interestingly enough, if a doctor were to perform a medically necessary abortion in Texas, they would face 5-99 years in prison. And they would actually have the permission of the pregnant woman in question.
What in the actual fuck is really going on? This is a dystopian nightmare of the largest fucking magnitude possible.
Get me out of this reality, Bitchfaces. I’ve had enough.
-Q
I'll be 68 years old in a couple of months. Gotta say, I'm not too upset that my time is coming soon. Over one third of this country has lost their freaking minds, and it's getting worse, not better. Hope it's okay to post a link to a video. This is their God sent Messiah, in his full glory. https://twitter.com/i/status/1756448411182641288
p.s. I haven't been getting Bitchface Newsletters for a few days. I was in a panic, thinking I had said something to piss you off. Turns out, Gmail put you in a Folder I rarely look at. Was thrilled to find this article. Go ahead, make the goofy old guy can't figure out his email joke. I deserve it! LMAO 💖
You & me both, sister. I cannot wait to be done on this fucking nightmare we call Earth.