I don’t even know how to start this shit today. Allow me to try to ease us into the absolute dumb fuckery that is Florida.
Maybe you can’t ease into this type of idiocy. Maybe we should just dive in, hold our breath, and try not to pass out under the weight of sheer fucking stupidity.
Allow me to digress.
Rep. Jenna Persons-Mulicka, an asshole from the Land of the Entitled Twatzi, Fort Myers, is sponsoring a bill bringing about the ability to sue for “unborn child” deaths. Okay, this is going to take me a second to unravel the stupid from the stupider. Work with me, please
Looks like the House Civil Justice Subcommittee approved adding the “unborn child” to a law allowing family members to seek damages when death is caused by negligence or wrongful acts. Yeah, that will be HB-651, and I’m going to address the obvious elephant-ankled bitches in the room.
What will happen if we allow exes to sue women who abort unwanted pregnancies in the state of Florida? Wellllp, exactly as I said when we lost our autonomy some time back. You are telling an abuser to baby trap his victim, and sue her should she terminate the pregnancy. You’re giving him the strings to control her life forever. You’re telling her that she should just give up, because she’ll never be free of his fucking nonsense.
Perhaps we’ll get lucky, and the Quiverfuls will get their way and women won’t be granted no-fault divorces any longer. I’m on pins and needles, can we just get handcuffed to an abusive dickhead already?!?
Of course, you can’t explain this to the woman pushing this bill. The bitch who allegedly has a vagina, but I highly fucking doubt that. No wonder these Republicans want bathroom drama. If this turkey necked Twatzi has a vagina, I’ll kiss her unshapely ass. Twice.
These aren’t “unborn children”, They’re unwanted or unviable pregnancies, and they’re not a political platform for women with facial hair and slips that hang below their hemlines. They’re a healthcare crisis between a woman and her physician.
I swear on God, the next person who tells me they aren’t voting is getting smacked. Bitch slapped. Hell, I might even throw a left in there. Get these fucking schoolmarmish Hagathas the fuck out of office. Not later. Now.
Fuck.
-Q
Atrocious doesn't even begin to cover it
What keeps me up at night? They voted these ridiculous assholes INTO office in the first place. I've been voting against these people since 1974. I will die, voting for the freedom of Choice!