Hello, Bitchfaces. Yes, I am aware I’m exceptionally late to the damned party. However, I sometimes have shit to do. That’s a lie. I never have shit to do, but I’m often out of my mind, so really, what the fuck do you want from me?
Right. So here it is then.
Last week, Michael Banks, 42 and the nastiest trash I’ve seen scraped off the sidewalk in The Bay, shot three people. Hold up though. It’s about to get big yucky in this bitch.
Apparently, this shitbag wrote a letter to his 17-year-old daughter, professing his desire to be with her, and I mean biblically. When word got out to his mother and remaining family, they were not down with his sickness, and started discussing tossing him out on his ass, and rightfully so.
Wellllp, no. That was his answer. So, he shot his mother, mother’s friend who was over, and his daughter, and yes, it’s the one he wanted to know biblically. Seems his love is rather fickle.
Man, what the fuck? Seriously, just what in the trailer trash fuck is this shit about?
Oh, as an aside, yes, he did have a record. Aggravated assault on a pregnant woman. I haven’t yet ascertained if it was the mother of this very same daughter, but I’ll find out.
Dude. Bro. Come the fuck on. This is just beyond the fucking pale.
That’s all.
-Q
2 previous charges, writes the Tampa Bay Times. "The motion notes that Banks has at least two prior convictions for violent crimes: aggravated battery on a pregnant female in 2007 and simple battery in 2010." Wowza.
Seriously, just what in the trailer trash fuck is this shit about? 💀💀💀