Hello, Bitchfaces. I apologize for my scarcity; I’ve been doing some voiceover work as of late. Catch me talking random shit for the highest bidder on a radio station near you.
I’ve included a clip. You’re welcome.
Anyway, onto the news. You will not be disappointed, of this I can assure y’all.
Orlando OnlyFans mom Michelle Cline is doing battle with a private school after the expulsion of her two children. Y’all hang on, it’s finna get vulgar. At least slightly off color. Just buckle the fuck up, ok.
Cline said, “My husband and I have this little wild behind-closed-doors lifestyle that we’ve decided to share”.
Isn’t that classy of Ms. Cline? Certainly not detrimental to her two children, who attended Liberty Christian Prep school.
“How did this erupt, Bitchface? Did the principal subscribe?”
Hold the fu-.
Dammit, how many times have I told y’all about my train of fucking thought? Just. Shhhh. Until I say no shhh.
As I was saying, this classy bitch put a big ass OnlyFans decal on her car to advertise her homemade-with-love porn site. Yes, in the pick-up and drop off lane at the local Christian prep academy.
Then, when parents complained and the school discreetly asked her to remove it, she got a bigger decal and started rocking that bitch on the HoMobile.
Now, I’m all for giving a giant two finger salute to whomever may think I give a fuck about their opinions of me, but there’s a very big difference. I’m not out here shuttling children around in the Bitchmobile. Just Puffin, and she gives no fucks at all what y’all think about us.
The school told Busty Crocker to remove the decal or not drive onto campus. She again decided to bare her entire ass for the administration to kiss, and her children were expelled immediately upon receipt.
Oh. Oh no. Who could have foreseen this shit here?
Me. I definitely could have.
What’s the lesson here people? Don’t embarrass your kids with your porn product displays, but if you do, be certain to get the fucking news involved and get an assload of publicity for the free.
I work in marketing. I ain’t cheap. I totally can’t fault her for that part.
Anyway, shout out to Brandi for my decals, although they’re much more offensive, and with zero nudity, just the way I love it. And keep sending a Bitchface the love y’all. It makes my winter blues less lengthy and bleh.
Love
-Q
Florida Man finally found his boo.
I'm glad you got them, finally.
This story is ridiculous, as is the thought of winter blues in FL.