Hello, Bitchfaces. Your Queen here with some reassurances that, no, you’re not crazy, and yes, he is a complete asshole and probably a narcissist as well.
Take the clown in the above photo. Y’all know Bruce, friend to the show, one of my favorite people, and father of his daughter, Abby, who was murdered by an abusive sack of shit.
Wellllp, here’s that sack of shit himself.
I thought about posting a stock photo tonight to talk about the Tea app reactions, but I don’t need to because the reason for the app is literally guys like, and including, Leyden (otherwise known as the asshole pictured above).
Also, due to the fact that I’m looking for any woman who has had a personal interaction with above pictured asshole so I can hear your story, why not blast him everywhere and see what shakes out?
Exactly. I couldn’t think of a good reason not to either. Two fucking Bozo’s, one stone type of shit. I’m a multi-tasker, it’s taken me places in life, whatever.
Down to the lecture at hand, though. Now, I’m sure we’ve talked of the Tea app. If you aren’t abreast, here’s a recap:
The “Are We Dating The Same Guy?” pages have been a hit on social media for a long time. We know why, duh. If I’m dating your husband, or the ex who beat you, or your baby daddy who gave you an STD, it’s your job as a woman to let me know what the fuck is really going on.
That’s just being solid.
Don’t hate the other woman, hate your lying ass piece of shit baby daddy who told you he had never been married and didn’t have kids, then dropped the stepmom bomb when you had to watch all 3 of them for summer break.
Yes, that really happened to a chic we all know on this very column.
I digress, however. Forgive me, I’m full of stories of terrible men, as you all know, so I get trapped in some sort of flashback mode when I start telling stories of them. Like I have relationship PTSD with serious visual hallucination complications.
Except nah, that’s just the past decade of my life, no worries. It’ll be old news by the time the next fucking guy is caught doing nearly the same shit because of course he is.
Again, I digress.
Fuck. So, Tea app. It’s AWDTSG pages without all of the extra shit, like dudes posing as women to defend these fuckers, and these guys homegirls screenshotting your post so he comes home and kicks your ass in front of your kids.
They’re checking ID’s at the door, and I’ll be real. It took me 15 days to get clearance, and I’m me. Like, literally me.
I love it.
Shout out to their smart bitch in charge of smart bitch shit. Girllllll. I see you.
Of course, men are so fucking mad they can’t see straight about this new era in being a solid woman. What did they do?
They compared it to having an app to give you the number of sexual partners a woman has had prior to your date. Because that is exactly the fucki-
*cue the sound of the record scratching*
That is not even close to being the fucking same. Nowhere in the neighborhood, probably not on the same planet. You’d have to send that space whore Musk to get the physical address, it’s that far the fuck out there.
Legit, dude said this to me in response to a column I wrote on it somewhere else in the interwebs. “Maybe men should be able to post somewhere that a woman ordered an entree and dessert knowing she wasn’t going to say yes to a second date”.
Ok, if I’m being 100, I almost used my tools to locate him and pull up outside of his mother’s home so I could punch him in his fucking face when he left for his job at GameStop the next day.
No lie. It took every bit of self-preservation (i.e. desire to stay out of the DOC custody) in me to keep me here in this office and not sitting in that douchebags momma’s driveway at 11:30am, because apparently, they don’t sell Monster energy drinks before that, and how could someone fire on no cylinders without them?
Fucking seriously, this is what men are made of now? Bruh, stop playing with me. This is the fucking best y’all have?
I’m so sorry I picked on y’all. Y’all have enough problems. Like, special education type shit, and I really didn’t know that this was honestly y’alls best. Y’all should have said that in the beginning, I would have tried to be nicer overall.
Probably.
Again, me running the fuck around in tangent land. For that, I do apologize, but not for anything else, at all, really, like forever. Fuck that. These little twits are proving every day exactly what I’ve said.
You can’t trust these “bros” with someone else’s vagina, and if you did, they’d try to bang it too. Then say you said it was okay, then tell all their friends you wouldn’t put out after the Applebee’s 2 for 1 on Thursday, so what was he really supposed to do?
These motherfuckers.
As an AWDTSG vet, and advocate for women and their health and safety, I strongly encourage women to investigate their partners and background check their dates.
No, your dating app is not doing a thorough job, no matter what their PR department lies and prints in the last paragraph of your payment contract.
No, you may not believe your coworker when they say their cousin is awesome, because remember the guy in the orange grove who tried to make me take a sugar sand nap?
Yep. Coworker said he was “so great, really, not just because it’s my cousin”.
Bitch. I swear on Christ, smack the taste outt-
Dammit. Sorry.
I know. Someone yoke the reins, I’m outta pocket. Still not sorry. Not for any of that shit, matter of fact, I would say it twice if I thought it would do some good.
Moral of the story tonight is men are so fucking angry that women are onto their dumb ass bullshit and serial lies, and now they think that if they paint us all as loose, it somehow will make them…better? less of a piece of shit? worth a fuck?
Really, I don’t know. It isn’t going to make any of them better men, but it will show exactly which men should be avoided because if you jump onto that bandwagon, I would smack my momma before I fucked with you.
Um, someone delete this before my momma catches wind, we all know she ain’t playing the radio with me and I know she knows where to find me.
Calling women whores doesn’t make you a better man.
Calling women teases doesn’t make you a better man.
Treating dates like they’re transactional to try to sexually intimidate and push women into iffy situations doesn’t make you anything but a man guilty of sexual assault, and you don’t need an app for that. Y’all been doing that shit since the beginning of time, no shit, and seeing as how the sentences usually are lighter than the penalties for identity theft, clearly you fucking clowns have it down to a science.
Ladies, if a man has anything to say about our warning systems, drop his ass today.
He doesn’t fear us falsely accusing or whatever the fucking excuse of the week is. He fears women will know what he is before he can reign down his terror. Fuck that dude. And anyone else who tries to cover for him.
Also, speaking of people covering for terrible fucking people, if you know any woman who has interacted with Detective Daniel Leyden in any capacity in the past, before or during his career with HCSO, send them my way.
I just want to hear the story, nothing else. I promise I’ll be nice. I mean, I know how. I just usually don’t, duh.
I’m not stupid, I’m a bitch. Thought y’all knew.
-Q
Fire ❤️🔥
I knew I loved you for a reason! Thanks so much for putting this out there!