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Oct 8Liked by Ask A Bitchface

Beautifully said.

You and Puffin stay safe 😭🖤🖤🖤

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Thanks, D. We're solid, we think. I'll holler once it blows through.

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Oct 9Liked by Ask A Bitchface

Thank you for saying what all of us in Florida are thinking. Not that I would want any harm to come to DeSatan's family, but I'll bet my SS check that his "people" will be safe, warm, and dry come Friday. F**k Ron DeSantis!

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Oct 9·edited Oct 9Liked by Ask A Bitchface

Crap April. You and Puffin are directly in Milton's path. It will be crowdwd, but come on over. We will have a hurricane party. There are two dogs and 3 cats here. Only you know how Puffin will like that or not. If you don't come, you MUST assure me that you two are safe, okay?

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I promise you, Mikey, we're safe. My place is a fortress, and I know because during Ian I literally lost 5 shingles and my Florida room had two inches of water. This place ain't budging and my plywood is up. Generator gassed up and the grill is ready to roll if we end up cooking like caveman times. I appreciate you though, you made my day. We're going to stay unless it floods out, that's the only thing that really scares me is being trapped with the water rising, but I'm far enough from any standing lakes that I think we'll be okay. I'll check in as soon as it blows through though.

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Oct 9Liked by Ask A Bitchface

Okay my Queen. Just know I got your back.

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Thank you Mikey :) I love you to pieces.

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Oct 8Liked by Ask A Bitchface

Love the venom, hate the circumstances. Worried about Y'all down there.

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B, we're gonna ride it out. I think we'll be okay, we've planned and we're too far inland to flood, at least as far as I know. I'll check in once the worst is over.

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Oct 8Liked by Ask A Bitchface

Thoughts and prayers…that that sucker gets everything he deserves. You and Her Majesty stay safe.

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Thanks, Michele. We're prepped and looking out for everyone we know.

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