Ah, The Marvels Of Modern Science...
Wait just a fucking minute. This isn't that.
Bitchfaces, I hope y’all have a memory that is as long as my own, because I am fixing to say I told y’all so.
Why?
Well, because I did. Several times, and right here on this very web address.
Y’all remember when I said we were just going to end up like cattle, dropping babies in a field and continuing on our way to pick the snap peas?
Yep.
Hope y’all bitches got your burlap sacks ready. It’s time to hit the pea fields.
In Georgia, a woman who was just 9 weeks pregnant (still within legal termination period in most of the US with a functional frontal lobe) is being used as an incubator, against the wishes of her family and the father of the incubated embryo.
By the way, the baby isn’t expected to be able to walk, talk, or see upon arrival because of fluid on the brain. Essentially, this Frankensteinish sideshow is all for the upvotes.
Did I mention that the family of this woman, Adriana Smith, is actually footing the fucking bill for this weird science, although not by their choice.
This is pro-life America. Forcing air into the lungs of a dead woman so she can grow a child who, if they make it, will have a quality of life that rivals a turnip. All payable to United Healthcare by the 10th day of the following month.
Of course, a sensible person might ask, ‘what in the fuck are her lawmakers doing to help her, for the love of Christ?’
Besides limiting lawsuits, like those filed by victims of violence and sexual assault, and calling it tort reform, Georgia lawmakers were also withdrawing from the American Library Association.
Shame. One would think they could have done something of merit, but it’s Georgia, so.
Don’t think it’s a one-off type of telenovela though, y’all. Oh, fuck no, tune right in for the sequel because now, in West Virginia, your ass had better not miscarry and let it be discovered.
Why? Straight to jail, that’s why.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Yet, according to some goddam ghoul named Tom Truman, so fucking believable.
That’s that “fetal personhood” type of shit I said was going to turn up on the flip side and be a problem.
What’s that?
Oh, this is the flip side.
Yes, clearly, we see that.
Someone hand me my fucking whiteboard so I can make a note to drag every fucking femur and clavicle from Tom Trumans’ closet, and fucking pronto. Back with more on that at 11.
In the interim, let me remind you that I’ve said all of this shit for at minimum two years. Please reread the material we’ve covered, class, lest you find yourself in handcuffs or being used as a zombie uterus. Speaking of zombies…
Sweet Baby Jesus, let the zombie apocalypse ensue. Nobody here is using their fucking brain anyway.
-Q
Not surprising, unfortunately. Lawmakers care about the *idea* of a baby… until it’s born. Then that baby needs to get a job and stop being a leach on the system. And it’s ironic: these folks view women as “birthing persons” much more than anyone on the left.
That's it, I'm getting merch made that reads "Ms. Macon was right about everything".
This shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s and not in a fun Gwen Stefani way. Never been so glad to be so old.