Yep. It’s this goofy fucktard.
What’s new, Bitchfaces? That was a rhetorical question, because I’m actually here to spill the new news.
Ron DeSantis is now the head honcho of all things moral in the Great State of Florida, and he’s making some head-straight-up-his-ass moves like this:
Sex ed classes in Florida are now banned from mentioning anatomy and contraceptives, instead being mandated to promote abstinence, exclude discussions about consent, and are not permitted to show pictures of reproductive organs.
Yes. I am aware that this is the dumbest fucking thing you’ve read all day, because it was the dumbest fucking thing I’ve typed all day.
So, let’s just run that back for a second, because I’m a little slower than some bitches, and I often need to reanalyze shit to be certain I’m not missing critical points.
This Great Value Jeb Bush wants sex education in schools to consist of nothing but telling kids to wait until marriage. Let’s not talk of hormonal changes, menstrual cycles, the average tampon absorbency rating, nothing.
On top of that, let’s not discuss consent, because then how would we avoid sexual assault. Y’all know what happens sometimes during sexual assault?
Pregnancy. No worries, though, you just carry that little unwelcome parasite to term, then drop it off down to the fire station within 72 hours. No harm, no foul.
Oh. Shit, hold up. Here, sign this fucking paperwork first because the State’s Attorney would like to know who to prose-, um, shit. That’s not what I meant. Just give us your physical address and social, we want to send a gift basket- Uber Eats- Edible Arrangement - definitely not the cops.
That’s not all, though, and why would it be with this fucking ‘holier-than-thou’, sanctimonious fucking prude? Let’s have a look at Senate Bill 92, which requires brokers to prove they’re of “good moral character” in order to do business in Florida.
That may not sound all bad, except by the standards of whom, exactly? And what if that person is out sick, can someone else judge my character in their absence, or must I wait to have judgement passed on me until the official Moral Inspector returns to office?
The bill reads like this:
exempting a person who conducts business as a broker or salesperson in another state from licensure in this state for specified transactions; requiring, rather than authorizing, the Division of Florida Condominiums, Timeshares, and Mobile Homes of the Department of Business and Professional Regulation to deny licenses based on certain criteria;
One of the conditions is the ability to “Furnish proof satisfactory to the division that he or she is of good moral character”.
If you’ve followed any of this asshats shenanigans, you’ll remember “Don’t Say Gay”, the battle with Mickey Mouse (also probably because he thinks he’s gay), Moms for Liberty and the Book Bans i.e. Assholes with KKKasseroles, and let’s not forget the smiling face of the anti-LGBTQ movement, his partner in literal and not even well camouflaged crime, Casey DeSantis, who had the nerve to name their baby Mamie.
What in the fuck is wrong with these people?
I’ve got a big face hunnard I know what won’t be considered good moral character. Yep. That’s exactly what I’m saying.
Also, anytime state licensing and DeSantis are mentioned in the same breath, I get nervous to the point of nausea. Everyone knows that is nothing but an invitation for him, his man titties, and his cronies to steal some more money or land from the state. Sometimes both. Usually both.
What do you do though? Both DeSantis and Ashley Moody have now declared themselves “exempt” from the laws governing the state, the election, and pretty much anything else that would stand in the way of their pillaging.
Better get your fucking morals in check, people. It looks like you’re going to be asked to show fucking receipts.
-Q
Thats some real dumb shit, not that we can expect anything less out of the swamp. But, if I gotta read about it, I prefer you're the one serving. Ma'am.