Japanese Nagoya District Court has sentenced a 25-year-old sugar baby to nine years in prison for defrauding men met on dating apps, and then being stupid enough to write a manual to instruct other women how to do the same.
Mai Watanabe, or “sugar baby Riri” has defrauded three men in their 50’s out of around 55.8 million yen, or around a million dollars.
The oddest part, or saddest anyway, part of this story is that the majority of the money she got from these sundowning seniors who clearly don’t understand the way the world works if they think a 25-year-old girl is actually interested in them, is she spent most of the money in “men’s host clubs”. Literally clubs where sad ass women go pay men to hang out and pay attention to them.
They must not have construction zones in Japan. Dog parks. Circle K parking lots. You can get men to give you lots of unwanted attention in any of those places at any time of day or night. The thought of paying for some buffoon to sell me a fucking dream has honestly never occurred to me.
It seems the manual she wrote aided a 21-year-old woman in getting $64,000 out of some elderly man who needs a fiduciary, and STAT, because let’s be serious- no woman younger than your own children wants to date you, and if you believe one does, you need to call your bank immediately and advise them of your lack of mental competency.
It’s really offensive that this woman is going to prison for taking money from men who clearly had no problem handing it over to her, until she wasn’t hip to their schoolgirl fantasies any longer. Then, well, she’s just been hustling these poor ducks out of everything in their wallets.
Honestly, what does that say about you as a person? Look, I’m in a long term relationship with my fucking money, and you had better come with more than a sad tale about your rent being late. It better be a sick dog story, or I have nothing for your ass. And the sick dog had better be a good, good boy.
That was obviously rage bait. All dogs are fucking good, good boys. Pay attention. This is how people get swindled by sugar babies, so read the fine print.
It’s just funny…Nobody had their Fruit of the Looms bunched up until the girl started spreading the skillset around. It doesn’t say if she directed them to a particular retirement home, or golf community, but if she was looking to sell some manual copies, she better have.
If it were me that had given all of my 401k to a woman young enough to be my granddaughter, though, I’d have kept that shit to myself. You just look fucking foolish, because even five minutes worth of introspection should have told you what time it was.
Christ. Get a clue.
“Sugar Baby Riri” will absolutely be my rap name in the next life.