Bitchfaces, I hope you’ve all managed to tread water. It seems we’ll be doing just that until there’s some sign of the shore.
On Baby Jesus, I don’t even know where to start.
Wait, yes the fuck I do. Y’all caught wind of the maternal mortality commission review of the dead woman in Georgia who couldn’t receive timely reproductive care because the ‘fuck women’ statutes say so? Here’s the long and short of it if y’all haven’t.
Woman is pregnant, decides she doesn’t need to be at this point in her life. She takes the abortion pill, and it’s important to note this is a mere two weeks after these bullshit laws were passed in Georgia.
The woman, Amber Thurman was her name, develops sepsis from the fetal tissue remaining inside her. A simple D&C will fix this, but nobody would provide one because ‘fuck women’ statutes say, well, fuck women.
And why is that? Now, y’all know why. She should have behaved better, she should have said no, she shouldn’t have dressed provocatively, she should have been wealthier and able to afford private care that regular ol’ broads like us just can’t get.
She should have fucking known better than to try to have any sort of bodily autonomy. Shame on her, and shame on you bitches if you think you’ll be getting any of that shit either.
Let’s not stay too long in Georgia, though, lest we all fucking lose some IQ points during the inertia.
What’s that? Louisiana is calling?
Well, fuck no, don’t answer for that shithole.
Abortion pills are dangerous controlled substances down in the bayou, don’t y’all know? Yep, like those substances, may as well just cram some fucking fentanyl in your damned face. The outcome is probably going to be the same anyway.
Listen, I was a street pharmacist for a fucking decade, and I know a schedule IV drug when I see one. Sir, this shit ain’t it.
Now, y’all don’t get this confused with that prick lawyer out in Texas who aborted his wife’s baby so his mistress wouldn’t find out about him still bammin’ his wife.
What was that sentence again? Something around the 7-year mark, I believe, but give me a little grace there. Schedule IV says my memory ain’t what it used to be.
Sure wasn’t a life sentence. Or a death sentence. But, I mean, who are we kidding? He’s a man, and until you have a fucking dick to swing around here, you may as well sit your bitch ass down and take it however they give it.
I’m not kidding when I say, if this is the type of shit you support, remove yourself from this fucking platform.
You make me fucking sick.
Legit.
-Q
3 words: Vasectomies prevent abortion